Rent Matzo's Brain Cells!!!

FOR RENT:

Matzo's Brain Cells {better hurry before she wakes up}

What's the offer I can't refuse matzo?
{Details on the $50.00 Reward offered:
Purchase any of the items below for above $10 and get one automatic free entry for the $50.00 Reward to be given out on April 1st}

Have your site url or short message run on the CoonCam as a sponsor on the scrolling marquee

$5 I will create you a form that has a submit button that replies are sent directly to your email address. Simply fill in the form and answer a few questions. See examples in new window
$10 I will create you the above form, host it for a year, and set you up an @matzos.net email box to receive responses at [also hosted for a year]. [No spam tolerated.]
$15 I will create the above form, email account and auto responder to go with your campaign, also hosted for a year.

$15

I will create you a splash page and host it on matzos.net if you don't have your own server

$25

I will work with you one on one to set up a page with all of your programs and banners you promote, host it for you for a year, and help you advertise it.

$5 Gets you a lifetime membership to Matzo's Private Member's Area

This has thousands of dollars worth of software to download, eBooks and advertising solutions, ready made websites and much much more.

Diary of a Coonie now available by PayPal -- story of Dory & the Orphans as told by one of the orphans.

If you just want to send a donation of fifty cents to help:

Meanwhile feel free to visit Dory & the Orphans or watch the Live CoonCam

Help Your Native Wildlife!!

Don't forget to watch for Coonie peelaway pages with bonuses and credit prizes!!

If you cannot use PaypPal to make payments and prefer to use AlertPay before the buttons are set up please contact me here